I eat you
As it happened our neighbor was using their place to wean some cows. There was lots of mooing going on but I didn't really think anything about it because they have had cows the entire time we have been here. Poor Stinker had a complete and total meltdown over them. And right as he was having his meltdown Cowboy discovered he was in love with one of the wild horses.
He shoved his head allll the way up in my face
Stinker was spinning and trying to bolt. Cowboy was squealing and trying to climb the fence. I finally got off Stinker and put him in time out and Cowboy got stuck in the barn. Finally, after much standing and staring at the cows Stinker settled back down so I got back on to try and get some decent work done. He still wasn't entirely sure about the whole cow thing, but he walked and trotted like a horse so I called it a day.
Cowboy proceeded to have an epic meltdown to finish off my morning. Needless to say the electric wire is getting turned on as soon as I get the solar box in. I don't know what Cowboy's feelings are about hot wires, but Stinker is absolutely terrified of them and it will keep him off the fence and away from the wild horses.